Smoogie
a 14th century sumerian deity who was notorious for his promiscuity among woodland creatures. now used as a derogatory term for those too fond of animals.
“did you see how jim petted those cows? he’s such a smoogie!”
the term given to a boyfriend or loved one
“come here smoogie”
a booger in a girls v-g-n-.
ew b-tch, you have a booger on your finger and your playing with your self so that must means you have a smoogie.
somthing that is nasty or not cool
as in that girls -ss is so smoogie
– streaky and smudged
– how melissa cleans the cromes at no frills :p
“mel, those cromes are still smoogie!”
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