smooth-chested prettyboy


hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertis-m-nts, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

it might be part of the metros-xual movement, and hopefully, it doesn’t lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
married to big bear, who has a chest like a rug, heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.

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