smooth move x-lax
what you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
george: “hi jill, i know we’ve only been dating for 6 weeks, but i feel it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. will you marry me?”
jill: “um… i don’t think we should see each other anymore.”
george’s friend ronald: “smooth move x-lax”
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