Smooth Polley
get ear wax and coat someones left tooth while they are sleeping.
jimmy was sleeping one night with his mouth wide open and my other friend that was still awake with me had really dirty ears full of nasty wax. i decided to pull a smooth polley. i coated his left tooth with nasty ear wax and in the morning he awoke to find his mouth really dry.. he licked his lips and his teeth.. right when he felt the nasty wax on his left tooth he nearly fainted.. that was the end of that.
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