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an extra large amount of c-m in your mouth
after sucking his c-ck for a long time i was rewarded with smoothie
a smoothie, a common american beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various disney channel and nickelodeon television series. what ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical olympus, or manna const-tuted for the hebrews in the ancient text of exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern disney channel original star.

as a general rule, any character in a disney channel or nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.
gordo (with utter obsequiousness): lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to “the juice is loose,” i should feel deeply honored.

lizzie (with utmost solicitude): forsooth, i should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and i should feel exceedingly edified to effect such.

miranda: awesome– smoothies! that’d really hit the spot right about now. we are outtie!!!

gordo: you shan’t invite this vulgar, pidgin-speaking cretin to accompany us thereto?!!

lizzie: but miranda’s been our friend, like, for forever!!

gordo: and you certainly shan’t defile yourself by engaging in her vulgar colloquialisms?

miranda: since when did gordo become the world’s biggest jerk?!!

gordo: indeed!
a smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. it is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.
“i ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!”
a girl who shaved her p-ssy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)
that girl was such a smoothie!!
iron
“you know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with”
when your s-x partner moves their tongue in a circular motion around your v-g-n- like a smoothie machine.
sydney: wow! it felt so good when sam smoothied me last night!

garrett: i wish he’d do it to me…
a guy that has a smooth crotch.
chris and ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

chris likes glee, he must be a smoothie.

ross watches jersey sh-r-, he is a smoothie.
when, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
“haha, jake, nick, and alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!” – nick
“pics or it didn’t happen.” -joe
“haha, we gave it to jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends j-zz and she drank it!” – nick
“oh god, holy sh-t!” – joe

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