smoothing it
the moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.
elaine: oh.. i got denim vest checking me out.fake phone number’s coming out tonight.
jerry: you have a standard fake?
elaine: mm-hmm.
jerry: .that’s neat… -walks away-
elaine:no, please! denim vest! he’s smoothing it! jerry! g-d!
living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting.
“my parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they’re smoothing it.” (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a swiss guide.)
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