smoothus
see smooth; when two or more persons make an error which is either ironic or comical for any reason and do not notice for a given amount of time afterward.
person 1: “dude… did we almost cause a car crash on that last block when we crossed infront of that truck?”
perons2: “i’m not sure man… but if we did it would totally be a smoothus”
person 1: “too true”
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