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the -rg-smic bell ringer when your making smores and it all suddenly makes sense why smores exist.
when i was at camp i got my first smoregasm.
when you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out
-splat- oooohh smoregasm
similar to a s’more (graham cracker, melted marshmallow, chocolate bar sandwich), but replace the hershey’s chocolate bar ingredient with a regular sized reese’s peanut b-tter cup. divine taste sensation.
who’s brining the s’moregasm’s? oh god… don’t let your s’moregasm slip into the fire!
s’moregasm: verb: when reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a sh-t.

most often happens while getting a blumkin
suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and i had a s’moregasm
that rare occurrence in which a s-xual -rg-sm is reached simply by ingesting a particularly delicious s’more.
“dude, i think you spilled some marshmallow on your pants”

“nope, i actually had a s’moregasm”
a smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:]

was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
bet you wish you knew them:]

how to create the smoregasm:

get an empty water bottle.
pour in the triple sec first so your parents don’t know that you used it:] don’t worry when you pour water back in, it’ll mix eventually.

next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. approximately 6 will do. don’t spill on the counter:]

finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
any kind, the original was made with regular.

made with livewire, it’s called a latvian sunset.
made with code red, it’s called an emergency tampon.
made with regular, it’s the one and only smoregasm.
enjoy yourselves.
“hey dirtyho, p-ss that smoregasm over here.”

or

“oh my gawd, gray ham. you have to try this smoregasm.”
if you are a male, whilst having s-x, you stop and ask politely, “would you like some more?”
if they say yes, gently insert a s’mores poptart inside of them. where the insertation takes place is not important.
the amazing flavor will cause them to have a s’moregasm.
when billy gave sally a s’more at the lunch table, she had a s’moregasm. she was suspended for 2 weeks for public indecency.