smorfing
smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. one person tries to put their entire mouth around the v-g-n-l area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. when he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have acc-mulated in the area.
me and hank were totally smorfing this chick, and i had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that’s when the cops burst in.
pr-nunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ
function: intransitive verb
to eject/discharge wax from the ear c-n-l. just as “number 1” and “number 2” are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is “number 12”.
the walls of the cubicle would never be the same after william was smorfing on his break.
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