SMS-lish


a vernacular approach to communicating via sms whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one’s image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous–borderline incomprehensible–spelling shortcuts.
girl: “would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!”

boy: “forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her sms-lish drives me crazy.”

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