smss
an acronym for “sl-tty mcsl-tsl-t,” the famed fastest girl in the west, or at least in the east bay. few have not slept with her, as she’s up-front, h-rny, and catches guys when they’re most incapable of defending themselves. in dealing with smss, bring a friend to divert her attention, or in dire cases, a condom so that if you do succ-mb to her wiles, you don’t catch a disease.
he went to go see smss? well, that makes two people now who haven’t slept with her…
a variant of smh/smdh, smss represents the pinnacle of ignorance. literally meaning “shaking my (dj) double s ss”.
the “dj double s” is in reference to someone in our group of friends whose ignorance is without rival. example:
right before we cheers a shot and pound it, he goes “hey has everyone gotten their vitimains” and runs and gets his centrum men’s vitimans.
(from an actual conversation i had with this clown today):
me: ya f-ck them ugly -ss hoes, all got moles and zits n sh-t
will: haha
me: that’s your boo though
will: i love her
me: smss!
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