smuffocate


when some b-tch wraps her legs around your head and totaly f-ckin suffocates you (skinky m-ff adds to pain and disscomfort)
woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

man 1: yyeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

man1:wot the….ug..oh…ug….stop sm-ffocateing me bitc….ug.. ohhhhhhh………………..

-man c-ms-

-end-
to smother and suffocate at the same time. this word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

“and he nearly sm-ffocated me!”
“i was sm-ffocated last night”
“how do you sm-ffocate a person?”
“he was a sm-ffocate for 50 years”
the act of suffocating during oral s-x
josh sm-ffocated last night after going home with a ham honey.
the act of suffocating by smothering.
mom, i sm-ffocated the cat!
sm-ffocating-sm-ffocation
a humorous s-xual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. oral s-x to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.
“d-mn b-tch it’s about time you got off my face, you were about to sm-ffocate my -ss.”

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