smug married


any married person that asks at every occ-ssion why you are not married, and if you are really happy with your life. if it weren’t for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you’d choke them on your tongue. these b-st-rds are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
you’re 33 now, yet you aren’t married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you really happy with your life.

-punch-

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