Smugnant
a combination of the words smug and pregnant. basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. but seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done…one that’s basically just a biological reaction to begin with. then they rant on and on about how, “you just wouldn’t understand…” because they are superior for having s-x….i mean, c’mon! have a little perspective!
smugnant women are the worse.
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