Smumph
n. when one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into s-m-n itself or a sl-t that gives too many bl-w j-bs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.
clay- dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!
phil- yeah she is a total smumph, but i’m gettin’ in that tonight bro.
clay- i already did
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