smunch my smunchie


the female equivalent of “suck my d-ck”. “smunch my smunchie” basically means to lick my p-ssy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my d-ck. use it as an insult or as just something to say!
male: “suck my d-ck!”
female: “oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!”

female: “hey b-tch, smunch my smunchie!”

-some dumb b-tch asks a question with an obvious answer-
in response: “smunch my smunchie b-tch.”

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