Smurf Juice
an alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. contains:
1 2-litre of diet mountain dew
1 packet of any blue kool-aid
1 fifth of vodka
“d-mn man, i got dumped. mix some smurf juice and lets get tore up.”
the blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.
i dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.
nitrous oxide for cars. used to add horsepower. “smurf” refers to the color of the nos system’s tank (blue). “juice” is a popular term for nitrous.
“that b-tch was squeezing smurf juice…”
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