smurf plunge
s-xual intercourse in a portable lavatory. as there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
soldier 1: why is your face blue?
soldier 2: i was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of f-ck sp-ce.
soldier 1: that’s f-cked up, but at least you got some.
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