Smurf Spunk
a kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: stolichnaya blueberry vodka, dekypur blue curacao and sauza blue tequila. this “shot” is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball gl-ss. it is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (it is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
i was so hammered last night! every frame i lost in bowling, i was forced to do a shot of smurf sp-nk! after about 7 of them i lost track, and somehow i thought it’d be funny if i stuck one of the crayons up my -ss!
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