Smurfticles


a more humoress version of the term blue b-lls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. happens to all smurfs that don’t get lucky with smurfette.
when bob tried to get lucky with suzy, he wasn’t able to relieve himself and was left with smurfticles.

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