smurfuckintastic


a sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
imagine olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 f and humid in the plant, he’s also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

– olin. what’s up dude, how are you?

– i’m smurf-ckintastic!

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