Smurgeon
(smur-jin) noun. an ultra-tight v-g-n- or r-ct-m that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. p-n-s, vibrator, finger, etc.). so tight and, “unopened” that it may cause discomfort for both parties: the, “pitcher” and the, “catcher.”
for antonym, see: “crupple.”
john: are you okay from last night?
erin: yeah, i am okay now but that hurt.
john: i thought you didn’t have a smurgeon.
(later in the day)
tyler: so did you get some?
john: heck yes!
tyler: does she have a smurgeon?
john: not anymore hahahah.
tyler: thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.
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