smurv


a name of a person(s) on final fantasy xi, usually on the fairy server. this type of person is known to be very gay, and come up with the worst comments. he is also known to give virtual “bl-w j-bs” for 1k gil.
omg, your such a smurv!
…and also warps out after getting papyrus while he watches his friends get owned by liches.
u stupid smurv!!! dont warp me! u virtual bl-w j-b master!

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