Smy


to smoke weed
i smyed last night and got so high.
the singular form of a smize, in which only one eye is smiling.
this rare phenomenon only happens if a ones eye is either covered or missing.

pirates often smy because they usually wear an eye patch.
jesse: “i’m feelin’ sebastian’s smy! the poor guy lost his eye when he was only five!”

pirate: “arrrrrrr! feel the wrath of my smy!”
-ss. the -ss. any -ss. -ss.
“you smyhole! yo! i kick you up yo smy if yo don’t poonjabi mah b-tch till she look like a tw-tpuppet on yo mule!”
(1) king pimp poonjabi….a true master at the game.

(2) lord of the post-wh-r-s.

(3) master in the art of the pimp-slap
d-mn! you see that smy just unload the pimp-slap on that ho?
-ss. the -ss. any -ss. -ss.
“you smyhole! yo! i kick you up yo smy if yo don’t poonjabi mah b-tch till she look like a tw-tpuppet on yo mule!”

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