snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.
“ah, man i’m starving! but this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!”

“don’t worry bro, i brought snackcidents! trailmix anyone?”
accidentally eating more food than was originally desired.
“i got so hungry waiting for the pizza guy that i ate a whole bag of chips. i guess i had a little snackcident.”
when during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry…
schultz,”dude, what happened to your couch?”

chris, “sarah was all f-cked and she had a snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place…”

schultz, “d-mn! that blows, were you p-ssed?”

chris, “na, you know sarah, she is very snackcident pr-ne..”
having an accident while attempting to serve and/or eat snacks.
bar patron: do you have any snacks?
bartender: sure. (starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
restaurant server: (walking by) oops, looks like you had a snackcident!
an abscondance from diet sentence going over the wall’s (sausages) or (icecreams)
“cream cake betty i thought you where on a diet” , “oh i know looks like i’ve had myself another snack-cident”