Snackrilege
the act of consciously defaming tasty party snacks.
person 1: hey dude, wanna triscuit?
person 2: g-d no, triscuits taste like week old -ss.
person 1: bite your tongue blasphemer, i will not stand for such snackrilege!
person 2: -flips bird-
1. buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.
2. eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.
i committed an act of gross snackrilege today: i secretly bought a bag of gummy bears from the vending machine and ate them all.
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