snail box


shortened way of saying “snail mail box.”
(getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) “make yourself comfortable while i go check my snail box.”
noun.

a non-virtual compartment into which government-funded couriers deposit paper communications. -ssigned to one particular person or an entire family or group of individuals residing at a common address.

evolved from the electronically-displaced term, “mailbox.”
speaker 1: i already mailed it to you!
speaker 2: i’m not seeing it in my mailbox.
speaker 1: no, check your snailbox! i used stamps and everything.

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