snail dick


having a small d-ck, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked d-ck.
my chinese friend happens to have a snail d-ck.
having a small d-ck, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked d-ck.
my chinese friend happens to have a snail d-ck.
having a small and crooked d-ck which coincidentally is very slow to get up. greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.
my chinese friend happens to have a snail d-ck.

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