snailed


when your woman has dragged her naked, aroused p-ssy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you’ve been snailed.
after i f-cked her, vivian snailed my leg. i had to take a shower to get the sticky p-ssy juice out of my leg hair.
after c-mming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your p-n-s down her cheek creating a c-m trail know as a ”snail trail’
pastense-hey man i totally snailed the sh-t out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back…….”snailled it!!!”

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the sh-t out of her
online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the maplestory snail. there is also a very loud “snaaaaaaaaaaail” being shouted.

see rick roll
bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
joe: wtf bob
bob: u got snailed lololol
a specific state of inebriation in which a person would not be able to move anywhere (to a bathroom, for example) without vomiting, and therefore leaving a trail of vomit, not unlike the trail a snail leaves across the sidewalk.
drew got snailed and left a trail all the way to the bathroom from his bed.
when a male attempts to have s-x with a flacid p-n-s, but cannot successfully complete the deed.
“how was last night with jess? did you nail her?”

“nah dude, i snailed the sh-t out of her.”
“i’m sorry man, it happens to the best of us.”
a combination of hail and snow. looks like small b-lls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.
dude, did you see that lastnight? it looked like hail and snow, i don’t know. i think it snailed lastnight.
when your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the c-m over your stomach up to your chest yelling “i’m a snail”
“hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!”

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