Snailure
its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.
jamie- “hi ill have one fries please”
matt- “wow what a r-t-rd did he really just say that? hes a snailure who probably drinks his own c-m.”
when some one fails at snail trailing
jenny and her friends are having a sleep over
jill sneaks off with jan to jenny’s brothers room
jill gives jenny’s brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her p-ssy across someone’s face )
jenny’s brother wakes up not knowing what’s going on
jill get’s scared and pees in his face
jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is
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