Snaking
snaking is when…
a female (or male) performs f-ll-t– on a group of men consecutively, then immediately repeats the process in reverse order. whomever goes last in the first round goes first in the second round, and so on. the name is derived from fantasy sports, where a ‘snake-style draft’ is conducted in the same fashion.
person one: she gonna snake?
person two: yeah let’s put mike last because he’s a rapid reloader
person three: snaking is when…
a technique used in various nintendo racing games, namely f-zero gx, mario kart: double dash!!, and mario kart ds. the technique consists of the player performing a drift-boost several times across a flat stroke of the racetrack (whereas you would usually drive in a straight line at a constant speed,) in order to get multiple speed boosts, thus going faster. the technique is relatively difficult to pull off, especially without banging into the sides off the track or running off the road onto gr-ss/sand, etc. the technique is frowned upon by those who cannot perform it, because of it’s overuse in online races. the name “snaking” comes from the movement of a racer sliding back and forth across the track, which looks somewhat like the way a snake slithers.
jon: i just got my -ss handed to me by a f’in snaker all over mario circuit!
bac: man, i hate those snaking b-st-rds.
when a man wants to get with a woman or vice versa and tries to flirt etc with the woman to get her to fancy him.
1: you are such a snake.
1: are you snaking on that girl?
2: yeah im a snake
the act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. especially if you hide from view to avoid ch-r-s, work, etc. also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.
sergeant: where is that lazy sob? we have cleaning ch-r-s to do before the inspection!
private: uhh…he’s probably snaking somewhere around here.
dude 1: what have you been doing lately?
dude 2: uh….nothing. just snaking all day.
i am so tired after eating, that i need a couple hours of snaking.
to perform an action which is considered to be sneaky and sly, similar to that of a serpant.
davis: “arghh i’ve just come back from lucy’s house”
shelven: “oh davis, what did you get up to?”
davis: “arghh we made p-ssionate love”
“shelven: ohh you’ve been snaking davis!
you slippery slimey serpant”
to chat someone up, to flirt with someone in the hope that they will get with you.
did you get with anyone last night? i heard you were snaking someone.
the act of placing a snake in one’s r-ct-m for the purpose of s-xual gratification.
“when we got back from the club last night, i totally caught jeff snaking on the couch”
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