Snapple Cap Speech


noun, a poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
dude 1: that guy knew his speech wouldn’t be long enough, so he just started droppin’ facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

dude 2: yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

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