Snappy Tom
1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an -sshole.
2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. it was often -ssociated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.
3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, t-rd,grouch, jack-ss, snot, creep
“my boss is a snappy tom this morning.”
“woody woodp-ck-r is a snappy tom.”
“david letterman was a real snappy tom last night.”
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