Snapsey
a snapsey, or the self t-tled “snapester” is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. often witnessed driving a 1986 mini cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other un-believable acts. legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the england rugby team in a “top shelf” pint contest. other stories claim that the snapsey scaled truro cathedral after a “rampant g-ngb-ng” and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. the regularity and ambiguous nature of the snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullsh-tter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.
gary: oohh man, went out big style last night. took a pedallo out to africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.
shaun: f-ck off gary? you didn’t leave your mums bedroom last night! you were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her d-ld-?! your such a snapsey!
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