Snapshit
a disappearing message of one’s own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.
i sent my sister a snapsh-t early this morning to start her day off right.
a photograph lacking in artistic merit. the term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical sh-tty snapshot. used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one’s own photographs.
lol that guy thinks he’s an artist, but his photos are just snapsh-ts.
a term coined by yours truly, used to combine, synergistically, the meanings of oh snap and oh sh-t, to convey a deeper sense of humiliation and embarr-ssment.
usage may vary between ‘snap sh-t!’, ‘oh snap sh-t!’, ‘aww snap sh-t!’, or the addition of an ‘s’ as in ‘snap sh-ts!’.
example 1:
sal j: man isa you were on fire last night on halo 3
ammr: yea you totally pwned both of us, we got no kills!
isa: lol you noobs, i wasn’t playing last night, it was my baby sister!
majed: aww snap sh-ts!
example 2:
isa and ammr playing fear
isa: man this game is creepy!
-something scary happens-
ammr: omg i just cr-pped my pants!
isa: snap sh-ts!
example 3:
person 1: man that girl is ugly
person 2: that’s my sister you b-tch
person 3: oh snap sh-t!!
a really bad recollection of a brief moment in time, usually referring to a negatively memorable event.
when i close my eyes, i have this snapsh-t in my mind of all 300 pounds stuffed into that speedo.
a poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. sometimes a snapsh-t can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
it has recently been disputed that the n-z-‘s used snapsh-ts in their bombing of britain.
“i’ve seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapsh-t to remember”
“bomb zem with ze snapsh-ts!!” – hitler
hurry up.
i need to snap sh-t if i’m going to get there on time.
military see: toe the line
you’ll snap sh-t when you go to the war soldier, or you’ll come back in a rubber sack.
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