snare drum
the drum in band cl-ss that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.
sucky drummer: dude i got snare drum for this song
good drummer: fine, just don’t f-ck up
sucky drummer: -f-cks up-
an instrument in the drumline that almost everybody wants to play. the drummers of these items usually are the c-ckiest and/or craziest guys in the line and their school, but their drum is always the only one on the field you can hear, so they have a right to be.
that one drum that’s not vertical but is at times tilted to the drummer’s right is a snare drum.
can be a single drum, but can also be part of a drum kit. the loudest in a drumline/band and has a frigen awesome sound, sounds better if there is more that 1 of them.
‘that drumline sounds awesome, you can hear the snare drums, there pretty good’
a tight -sshole, that is reminescent of the tightness of a snare drum
that girls -ss hole was as tight as a snare drum
to grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite s-x, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your -sshole. you then break wind, making a “snare drum” sensation that is pleasant for both parties.
guy 1: why does cindy’s have sh-t in her nostrils?
guy 2: you didn’t hear? we were pounding that loud–ss snare drum all night long.
guy 1: sweet–ss dude. i’m happy for both of you.
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