when your dog is so vigorously licking it’s privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.
man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?
a person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes. they may have a foot or shoe fetish. potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including cbt just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoew-nkers have found it already
- p*ssy cracker
the act of your s-xual partner making you c-m. he then takes a cracker, soaks up your c-m and feeds it to you. sheila was hungry so joe gave her a p-ssy cracker to eat.
a lot of s-m-n released when masturbation for men. daniel… i can smell your potae!
- ft index
unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,sh-thole, backstreet car mechanics = f-ck-ng tight. i say kevin, how many newton meters should i apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on mrs smith’s ford? for f-cks sake shane use the ft index innit.
the act of fornicating in a hayloft, or pile of hay. “lets go to that barn and have a haysome”