Snartch
to snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. a snartcher feels ent-tled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. without apology, snartches view their world as a source of constant amus-m-nt and seek out the jack–sses that continue to amaze them.
“i wish danny would quit talking.” jennifer, snartched to herself. “not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, i can’t wait to snartch about this later with bob!!”
too creepily ogle at hot women in a public environment, like a mall, gym, or target.
is bob going to meet us for lunch? no he is going to go snartch around the food court at the mall.
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