Snatch Fairy


a pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). he proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at golden corral. these men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature -j-c-l-t–n on their boxers.
tripp: how was your night andy?

andy: went m-ff diving and got received nothing in return.

tripp: f-ckin’ sn-tch fairy. that’s the third time this week.
any women when she is being an complete pain in the -ss!
holy sh-t my girl friend is being such a sn-tch fairy about me going out tonight!

why are you being such a sn-tch fairy, i’m only going golfing?

could you possibly be a bigger sn-tch fairy?

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