snatch mechanic
noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-‘ka-nik\
1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working cl-ss women
richard gere’s role as the ill-strious ‘dr. t,’ in ‘dr. t and the women’ is an example of a fict-tious sn-tch mechanic. jason statham, despite strong -ssociations with both ‘sn-tch’ and ‘mechanic,’ is not one such example.
“brittani says she goin’ to her sn-tch mechanic thursday on account she’s got the clap again.”
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