Snatchass


(noun) when a guy or girl has been pounded in the -ss so many times that his/her -sshole looks like a really loose v-g-n-. side effects include but are not limited to spontaneous and uncontrollable sh-tting and namecalling.
i’ve been f-cked so many times in the -ss that i suffer from sn-tch-ss.
(-i forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that i submitted!-) noun 3. someone who steals or “sn-tches” things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.
“those little sn-tch–ss hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store”.
(noun) 1. (usually in p-rnography); an -n-s pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a v-g-n-), therefore looking like a “sn-tch” inside of a pair of b-ttocks. 2. a crabby person; someone who is b-tchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, b-tchy person who complains a lot.
1. “that guy in the gay p-rno had a weird-looking sn-tch–ss because it wasn’t shaped like the usual pucker.” 2. “that old sn-tch–ss woman at the nursing home b-tched & complained about every little thing.” -or- “you’re cracked out sn-tch–ss needs to go to rehab!” -or- “my boss is a real sn-tch–ss. he’s never satisfied with anyone’s work.”

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