Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
the act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.
dude 1: “remember that one ufc fight with the sumo wrestler and the little french guy? sumo was squeezing the sh-t outta frenchy! i thought his head was gonna pop!”
dude 2: “yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch ‘tween fat b-st-rd’s moobs and totally busted his nose. ref called a tko.”
dude 1: fatty totally sn-tched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
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