snatchlasticity


the tightness of a woman’s v-g-n-. various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a sl-t.
sharon had a c-section in order to avoid loss of sn-tchlasticity.
elasticity of the v-g-n-. a portmanteau of sn-tch and “elasticity.”
“more and more women are electing to have c-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of sn-tchlasticity” — fark.com headline, 30 march 2006.
the measure of tightness of a woman’s v-g-n-.
that woman has slept around so much she’s lost all her sn-tchlasticity. like throwing hot dog down a hallway.
the elasticity of a woman’s sn-tch specifically in reference to the speed at which it regains tightness after a natural birthing. can be improved by doing kegel exercises. first known usage in a discussion thread regarding cesarian sections on fark.
my girl’s got mad sn-tchlasticity; one week after junior popped out, she was tight as ever.
the elasticity of the v-g-n-, especially after childbirth.
i had a c-section to preserve maxmimum sn-tchlasticity
the tightness of a womans v-g-n-; ability for v-g-n- to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy
“her sn-tchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head.”
the ability of a woman’s v-g-n- to return to form. usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they’ll likely lose this ability w/o the help of dr. kegel’s exercises.
more and more women are electing to have c-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of sn-tchlasticity.

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