Snatchquatch
a beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the pacific northwest united states, said to be an enormous hirsute v-g-n- on legs. common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. rarely photographed.
tom went hiking and encountered a sn-tchquatch that tried to take his food.
sn-tch·quatch n. a mythical inhabitant of urban environments. large and obnoxious, it -ssumes everyone is its best friend. it quickly p-sses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and sh-talking enourmous amounts of gossip.
i find iris to be a complete sn-tchquatch. i never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn’t stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.
a girl who has a terrible hairy p-ssy
like omfg did you see that girl with the green jacket i heard she was a sn-tchquatch
a sn-tchquatch is a big hair v-g-n-. when you make your move for home you look down and see a forest of p-b-s resembling a sasquatch or chewbacca.
did you see the girl that dude took home last night? she was a total sn-tchquatch!
1. a woman who has a hairy v-g-n-.
2. a b-tch who is hairy in general.
3. a b-tch who has so much hair betwixt her legs, that she looks like a sasquatch
dude, that chick was a total “sn-tchquatch”, i got down between her legs and couldn’t even see her p-ssy because there was so much hair!
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