Sneaker Freaker


someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. usually nike jordans, forces, dunks, maxes, etc. or adidas.
a: d-mn he don’t stop buyin’ sneakers.
b: yeah he’s a right sneaker freaker.
someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err…sneaker freaker
guy1: “check out this post:
looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000’s in ‘clown shoe’ colorway from the ‘oh f-ck that’s horrible’ collection. only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt.”

guy2: “f-ck that’s some heinous sneaker freaker-only t-rd right there”

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