Sneaky Castro


a s-xual act in which the man inserts a havana(or other type of cigar) into the v-g-n- of his female partner. he then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
i gave her a sneaky castro last night and now the place smells like a cuban wh-r-house.
to perform oral s-x on a woman with a castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her -ss(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). when the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her -ss(“sneaky”). if you don’t have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).
the last time i gave her a sneaky castro, i had to be hosed down.
to receive oral s-x from a woman without kissing her beforehand.
last night i got a sneaky castro from this girl, she was such a wh-r-.
when a man is having doggy style s-x with a woman facing a window and his buddy sneaks in and without missing a beat they switch off. the man then gets dressed and leaves. and as he leaves tap on the window to get the girls attention and then waves goodbye as he walks off.
me and my buddy pulled a sneaky castro on my girl last night.
while having s-x in the doggy style position, slip a d-ld- in without skipping a beat. sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.
i sneaky castrod the squid.
a s-xual act in which the man inserts a havana(or other type of cigar) into the v-g-n- of his female partner. he then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. aka bill clinton
monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.
a very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have s-x with the woman.
“so last sat-rday, after a long night out, i gave my girlfriend a sneaky castro. man, was that wet and messy.”

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