Sneaky Postman


when one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the -n-s.
i totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

oh man, i feel full.
you might’ve been given the sneaky postman.

oh god, last night was messy. i think i received a sneak post on the dance floor.

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