Sneaky Santa


while having s-x with a girl from behind you choke her out with a santa sack and while she is p-ssed out you shove random toys in her -ss.
while having s-x doggy style with a girl you met at a christmas party you pull out a santa sack you brought with you (youve been planning this move for awhile) and choke her with the sack until she p-sses out. while she is p-ssed out you decide to shove in her -ss a couple of toy cars, a nerf gun, legos and a random wrapped present you got from under the tree. as you look at her on the ground you enjoy a nice gl-ss of milk and a couple of cookies… ahhh a perfectly performed sneaky santa and a job well done!!

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