sneaky serpent
be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. it involves -ss to -ss s-xual relations. to perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin -ss to -ss. the maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. the b-lls must be split for this to occur. for the p-n-s to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. from there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. the difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play “just the tip”
one day mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. she said yes let’s play just the tip, but mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.
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