Sneath


noun: slow, dull witted creature, known for its distinctive call. “sneath”.the sneath contains no bones in it’s arms. it stalks it’s prey, and strikes by throwing it’s boneless limbs onto its targets shoulder. when in danger, the sneath will call upon the rest of his tribe, by flailing his arms over the targets head, while whooping “sneath!”.

verb: to surprise an innocent victim, by retracting your arms into their sleeves, and throwing your sleeves onto the victims shoulders, while yelling “sneath!”

adjective: a way to describe a sneaky, wide eyed phony. who keeps to him/herself, and scares off unwanted visitors.
person 1: so nice day today?
person 2: o yes its gorgeous.
sneath: sneath!!
person 1: omg!! it’s a sneath! run!!
sneath: sneath. sneath. sneath.

person 1: wow that guy is such a sneath.

person 1: i’m so going to sneath you tonight!

a small gonk like creature, below average height with greasy hair, who attempts to seduce young maidens and somehow succeeds. sometimes wears a cape to conceal his identy, whilst running at high speed shouting ‘sneath!’ in a nasal pitch. has an unusally long p-n-s and nose, yet is strangely attractive with his enigmatic charm.
girl: omg whats that?
boy: where?
girl: there! -points at sneath-
sneath: -smiles seductively at girl- sneath!
boy: holy sh-t!
girl: aah!
sneath: -runs off growling-
crowd of young girls: there goes the sneath!
noun – the mix of vomit and sperm that results when one gags on a deep-throated w-ng at the exact moment it shoots its load, causing you throw up all over the offending c-ck and b-lls.
ex. 1 – ben was trying to reenact a scene from “throat chokers 4” with his girlfriend and she ended up spewing sneath all over him.

ex. 2 – maybe there’s something wrong with me, but nothing beats warm sneath in the morning.

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